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The Mayor's invitation to Garage Logic.

On behalf of the citizens of Garage Logic, Minnesota (we're the fastest growing city in Minnesota), I'd like to invite you to visit us. Hi. I'm Joe Soucheray, Mayor of Garage Logic. Actually, the only mayor G.L. has ever had (although that rapscallion, Patrick Reusse made an unsuccessful bid to unseat me in the last election).

Garage Logic is the seat of Gumption County, down the road from Diversityville, but not as far as Liberal Lakes. It's a place where common sense prevails, the 2-car garage is revered and cigar smoking is allowed (and lawyers aren't).

When you visit G.L., you'll be greeted with the melodic harmonies of power tools at work and the sweet, aromatic blend of cigars and motor oil. For recreation, you can tee it up on Creature Path(TM) golf course, go fishing in Spoon Lake, or catch a Fighting Stogies game at the University of Garage Logic (where you can also enroll in a course on personal responsibility).

I could go on and on, but a new shipment of Titanium Moly Bolts just came in at The Knack hardware store and I gotta run over and check 'em out. Stop by for a visit. If the guiding principles of Garage Logic appeal to you - and they will - you may want to tie the lawn mower on the back of your Harley and take up permanent residence.

Welcome Garage Logicians,
Joe Soucheray
Joe Soucheray
Mayor, Garage Logic USA



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7.2.09

2 p.m. Deputy Mayor Al Malmberg talks about a new cruise on the high seas.

3 p.m. Al talks about odd spousal habits.

4 p.m. A thief in Britain is caught by surprise in an ode to Rocky.



6.30.09

2 p.m. Minnesota finally has a new Senator...Al Franken and we go live to Norm Coleman's house to hear his thoughts.

3 p.m. Grey Wolves are back on the endangered list as Joe wonders how many wolves were suppose to have.

4 p.m. We lose another Great Living American and the 2009 winners of the Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest.



6.29.09

2 p.m. Joe is now a "climate change" denier as he discusses President Obama's climate change plan.

3 p.m. Joe wishes he was a believer in climate change then he would be happier.

4 p.m. A new study that says women are better than men at hammering.



6.24.09

2 p.m. The heat has caused some outdoor concerts to be canceled and Joe wonders what the weather is supposed to be.

3 p.m. A new trend in going green, eco-driving and Joe has just a few words to say about it.

4 p.m. The most manly smells and Rookie admits something that causes Joe to call for some calming music.



6.23.09

2 p.m. Joe's confused about the city of Minneapolis spending money to advocate the use of city tap water.

3 p.m. We lose a Great Living American in Ed McMahon and Joe has a theory on why the great pair with Carson was successful.

4 p.m. More cheap crap on party tips.



6.22.09

2 p.m. Because he's the Mayor and he can, Joe makes an amendment to the Great Living American rule.

3 p.m. Curbing global warming one cow at a time as Joe talks about a dairy farmer doing his part to save the Earth.

4 p.m. Joe's fascination and theory on collections and he talks to a pencil collector to prove his theory.



6.19.09

2 p.m. Joe does a little digging and comes up with the 2009 MN grant recipient list.

3 p.m. From the department of inevitability Joe links the female fun limitation factor to another relationship story.

4 p.m. A great oompa quiz that takes Rookie awhile to figure out.









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