The Mayor's invitation to Garage Logic.

On behalf of the citizens of Garage Logic, Minnesota (we're the fastest growing city in Minnesota), I'd like to invite you to visit us. Hi. I'm Joe Soucheray, Mayor of Garage Logic. Actually, the only mayor G.L. has ever had (although that rapscallion, Patrick Reusse made an unsuccessful bid to unseat me in the last election).

Garage Logic is the seat of Gumption County, down the road from Diversityville, but not as far as Liberal Lakes. It's a place where common sense prevails, the 2-car garage is revered and cigar smoking is allowed (and lawyers aren't).

When you visit G.L., you'll be greeted with the melodic harmonies of power tools at work and the sweet, aromatic blend of cigars and motor oil. For recreation, you can tee it up on Creature Path(TM) golf course, go fishing in Spoon Lake, or catch a Fighting Stogies game at the University of Garage Logic (where you can also enroll in a course on personal responsibility).

I could go on and on, but a new shipment of Titanium Moly Bolts just came in at The Knack hardware store and I gotta run over and check 'em out. Stop by for a visit. If the guiding principles of Garage Logic appeal to you - and they will - you may want to tie the lawn mower on the back of your Harley and take up permanent residence.

Welcome Garage Logicians,

Joe Soucheray
Mayor, Garage Logic USA